What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:24

Octopussy
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?